February 26th, 2005

Gnomeregan beckons us forth…

The gnomes are leaving messages in my Alphabits!
Gnomish Secret Recipes

Gnomeregan was another success. Down with the shortie scum!

Their boss tried to bomb us, stab us, and throw us, but we don’t let shorties get away with such things!
Thermaplugg's First MistakeThermaplugg on Rye

We skipped around and missed their chief torturer, the Electrocutioner 6000, so of course we had to go back.
Electrocutioner 6000Electrocute This

February 19th, 2005

Razorfen Downs OWNED!!!

We went in expecting a larger challenge but alas we had grown too strong for the denizens of this foul place. At first I was a bit worried since I couldn’t crowd control and the mobs came in groups of 3 or more but I soon realized that with my LoO mates by my side nothing is impossible!

Our first boss of the evening was the charming Mordresh Fire Eye. We found him playing King of the Bone Pile with his little skelly buddies. Naturally being the fun loving bunch we are, we jumped at the opportunity for a quick game.

King of the Mountain Mordresh Fire-eye

Sadly he didn’t present much of a challenge and fell quickly to our onslaught.

Dead Mordresh

The mountain was ours! But no one came forth to challenge our dominance so we quickly grew bored and moved on.

We claim this bone pile for Queen and country!

Next on our agenda was the mighty Glutton. We were pretty excited to get the chance to wipe one of the seven deadly sins from the world forever. He was a bit camera shy so I was unable to get any pictures of him until he was dead… ohh and maybe I forgot again I’m pretty good at that.

One Dead Glutton

We didn’t realize until late in the evening that there was a summoned boss that we had missed, but the decision was made to save him for another day and press on to the top dog - Amnennar the Coldbringer. I have to say that this is the coolest looking boss I’ve yet seen in the game by far.

Mr. Frosty

I figured that Coldbringer was some fancy name for ice cream man and I’m always down for a Rocket Pop so I asked him to share his snacks with the group. He got a little testy so we had to put him in the corner for some quiet time.

Defrosting the Coldbringer

I really wanted to get a nice victory pic to put here but the guy turned into a freakin’ marble when he died, and frankly who wants to see a bunch of people dancing around a marble.

All in all a great night and fun was had by all.

February 11th, 2005

Scarlet Monastery part 3

Ahhh, Scarlet Monastery, how we love thee. Let me count the ways.

  1. A fun trip.
    Narillasanz - RUN!

  2. Inspires Koryn to be an anorexic rocker.
    Koryn rocks out

  3. Generates interesting conversation.
    Targets, Not Adds

  4. Plenty of opportunities for showboating.
    869 Eviscerate crit

  5. Large bosses who summon dozens of adds, and sweet, sweet revenge.
    Herod, Tornado of SMHerod Has Friends.  Lots.
    Herod's ShoulderHerod's friends dead, aww

  6. Nifty looking loots!
    Sabe's many spikes

  7. Tactical encounters with rezzing bosses!
    Commander MograineInquisitor Whitemane
    Rez THIS!

  8. More spiffy-looking loots!
    Gauntlets of Sabe's Divinity

  9. And of course, the eventual rewards from the lord and ruler of the undead race.
    Bara's Ubra SwordKoryn's our new tank

Welcome to farm city, Scarlet Monastery.
LoO Farms in Style

February 4th, 2005

Quest Night 2, a.k.a. The night of a thousand elementals

We started our evening in the Arathi Highlands collecting items from the various elementals for Grimvalt’s weapon quest. No fancy pictures were taken at this point but everyone’s seen elementals by now and if you haven’t you need to get your ass outside of town NOOB.. oh and maybe I forgot to take some.

With that out of the way we headed into the Alterac mountains to slay the foul beastie that Grimvalt would summon forth and complete the quest. Anticipation was high and we were all itching for a good fight.

Bath'rah

We got this joker instead…

Cyclonian 1
Cyclonian 2

As always the LoOnies come out on top.

For Teh Horde

I then coaxed the team into a little dragon hunting but the bastard was too scared to show his face so we got bored and left. Congrats go out to Grimvalt on his shiny new axe that I forgot to take a picture of.

[update] Here’s the axe Koryn forgot, as he is so apt to do!
Grimvalt's Whirlwind Axe