January 13th, 2006

Love notes from the Alliance…

I was heading out of Ogrimmar a week or two ago, when I found the Alliance’s newest attempt to undermine the Horde. Apparently frustrated by their lack of success in taking over the Crossroads, the Alliance has now resorted to new, even more devious tactics to bring the Horde down.

I feel so pwned now...

Aside from that, they are now spamming the /yell channel in Ogrimmar. And as we all know, /yelling in Ogrimmar is the best way to prove how uber you are. God save us from teh Alliance!!


And now, for something completely different.


In other news, Sabe kindly escorted a few of us through Zul’Farrak last weekend to finish up some quests and finally slay the elusive beast.

No, I’m not talking about the Peen. Although he did die. Anyway…this beast!


Congrats Arcadi on Gahz’rilla Fang. Also congrats to Rapine on the Ripsaw, that dropped from Chief Usuckz Bloodscalp.

While we were tooling around, Arcadi demonstrated his knowledge of the undead.


Thank you, Arcadi. Afterwards, congrats to the Peen on training himself to death. Literally.


Later, during the week, Thundrax expressed the desire to go to Mauradon. Zug graciously agreed to come along and get lost…..


….er, escort us through. Thank you Zug!

We found Landslide, and aside from me singing a very bad rendition of a Stevie Nicks song, we squashed him for being there. Congrats to Arcadi on his new crystal ball!

After that, Zug entertained us with his vast knowledge of the instance.


Ahem. We smacked some more critters, and congrats to Thundrax on the Mug O’ Hurt. Go get that server queue, Thund!

And then….well….


We smacked some more mobs, and got a really nice purple drop! Congrats Arcadi on Robes of Insight. At long last, we gazed upon the Princess.


She didn’t last long. And dropped more caster loot! Congrats to Arcadi on the Charstone Dirk.

Since we were there, we also fought the big gator, Rotgrip. Who dropped more cloth armor. Congrats to Arcadi on the Rotgrip Mantle.

Stay tuned for more updates, as I’m sure Zug will find new ways to get lost, and Rapine will no doubt wonder exactly what spooning is! Until then, screw you guys, I’m going to join this guy’s guild:


AW out.

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