Legacy of Oblivion

It’s funny how certain things can develop a cult following. When I first reported DocSeuss’ run-in with Henry, I had no way of knowing he would become such a popular figure amongst our ranks. But the hilarity (and idiocy) of our favorite noob has won us over, and LoO is hot with the Henry fever. By now, half the guild has Henry on their friends’ list so they can monitor his every move. Whenever he logs in, it’s like a fanatic group’s religious holiday around the guild.

Thundrax is such a believer that he’s like the High Priest of Henry Llamadwaaaaaaaad!

He’ll be publishing the first Holy Book of Henry very soon.

Arcadi felt that we should probably let Henry in on our little secret. I thought he was right, so I sent him a special message.

We thought for sure Henry may welcome LoO advances if he read his story. Or maybe not.

It is a tad disappointing that after all the whispers and harrassment and stalking, Henry has kept silent. Nothing that any of us has shared with him over the past few weeks has moved Henry to respond. With nothing working, I felt it was important to bring out the big guns, the one figure that started all this in the first place, the one man who, although he wears a skirt, caused Henry a little confusion and perhaps even a stirring in his noob pants: DocSeuss.

Nothing.

Still nothing.

At this point, DocSeuss realized he needed to find Henry and remind him of why he was so drawn to DocSeuss in the first place – his amazing assssssssssss. So, our DocSeuss set off for Orgrimmar. For a moment Doc was feeling a little discouraged that Henry did not want to speak with him, but he knew just the person he could turn to in this desperate hour.

Yes, High Priest Thundrax knows just what to say to reignite the fires! It was just enough to motivate our DocSeuss onward to Orgrimmar and Henry, not to mention funny enough to get Thundrax to stalk the poor bastard.

Thund was hot on Henry’s tail, giving Doc the play-by-play action.

The moment DocSeuss reached Orgrimmar he was so excited that he shouted out for his friend.

Even Xerolk was amused at this.

But in the end, Henry would not respond to DocSeuss. In fact, I think we chased the poor fucker offline.

Well folks, there is no rekindling the fires with Henry. We will always remember Henry – the way he smiles, the way he laughs, the way he says “bullshit you”. It’s time to move on and find some new sucker we can make fun of. Therefore, this is my last update regarding Henry – unless he does something new and monumentally stupid. Oh, in my heart I believe that we have not seen the last of our beautiful Henry. But we will say goodbye for now, in the hopes that one day we will be reunited.

DocSeuss signing off.