February 1st, 2006

Happy Friday!

I love Fridays. There are few things better than a Friday. Saturdays are obviously better, unless you work on Saturdays. Pie is better. Pay day is better. This is also better:

Don't Talk and Drive

Anytime you can cause Zug to fall off a cliff is definitely better. Oh yeah, I live for those moments.

It’s been a very busy week for the LoOnies, and I apologize that I haven’t been able to update you on all the happenings. Last weekend was even more busy. Friday night there was a Tribute Run. On Saturday morning there was another Tribute Run, followed by Scholomance. On Saturday night there was a raid, and on Sunday morning there was yet another Tribute Run. That evening there was another raid. Somewhere in there people finished a lot of quests, did a few more instances, got phat lewts, and hopefully killed Zug a lot. It’s hard to get rid of him, so we just drag him all over and try to send him to his death. If you do have a serious case of “The Zuggles”, please see Dr. Autumnwolf, who is an expert on the subject:

Zug & Gingivitis

Hopefully it will work!

In Aggramar news, the server has a radio station.

Aggramar Radio

I was pretty excited about this and turned it on right away. Alas, they were playing “Runaway Train” by Soul Asylum, followed by something unintelligible by Rammstein. This is it’s what I refer to as “musical whiplash” where the songs being played just don’t make sense together. Perhaps if they tried playing songs that might be a bit more appropriate during hours when guilds normally raid together. Try mixing up some different soundtracks or something, but not Soul Asylum next to Rammstein.

In other news, various guilds are still actively recruiting by spamming general chat! This gentleman is looking for mature members in Orgrimmar, and that’s like looking for marriage material at Hooters.

New Mature Members

Wait, did he say “mature status”? Ok, what he really means is high level characters, retarded IRL is perfectly acceptable. Shout on, noob!

In Oblivion news, the LoOnies are heading to UBRS for the first time together on Saturday night. Check the forums for details, and see an Officer or Veteran with any questions. If you are concerned about the skill level required for UBRS, please see Thundrax, whose expertise can mean the difference between winning and losing:

Aim for the flattop!

Also, don’t cross the streams.

And finally, a word from our esteemed Guild Leader:

Go Learn C++

Stay tuned for more news and hilarity from LoO.

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