Legacy of Oblivion

Every LoOny is like a superhero in their own right. Each one of us has our own unique, crime-fighting talents.

Each has our own evil nemesis.

Each has our own word of sage superhero advice.

Perhaps the only difference between the LoOnies and an actual superhero is that, rather than fighting crime for the benefit of the good folks of the world, we tend to think that everyone else in the world is a bumbling moron who gets what they deserve. What I’m trying to say is this: We hate everyone else.

Think of us as superheroes against dumbasses – except for Zug. He’s pretty much the Gleek of our superhero cult.

And his outfit is a rainbow of fruit flavors.

Together, we use our talents to fight retards, oppose idiocy –

– destroy worlds.

Besides us? I can think of only one:

Chad Vader unavailable for comment.

If ever there is a break in our busy idiot-fighting schedule, we take time out to ridicule everyone in our paths.

Exactly.

We have tried various methods of reform, but the ways of evil have twisted our souls, bending us so easily to the will of a foul perversion that we may never break the habits of.

Those who join us must learn these ways – or die.

Evils roam the land that you must be on guard against. Here is an evil that is named appropriately so that when you see him, you’ll know what to do to him:

Also, beware the I.Q. depleting noobs.

Not aosome.

And of course, Kal’s dancing.

Also not aosome.

Stop encouraging him, Grim.

We can win the day against the foul wind of noobness that blows across Azeroth, my friends. Stick close to your fellow LoOnies, be on your guard against the evils that prevail in our land and, as always, have a positive attitude.

Yes.

Stay tuned for more updates. A bunch of screenshots were emailed to me over the weekend. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to squeeze any of them in with this update, but I will try to get them in later this week. Keep ‘em coming – if you have a noob or guildie you want to see on the front page, email it in.

And now, for your Moment of Zug.