June 27th, 2007
Springtime is for Love, Summertime is for Willy
Here in LoO, we tend to attract gamers of a certain caliber. We can’t help it. After all, we are oozing with a sort of je ne sais quoi.

Okay, most of us are.


Or maybe only some of us are.


Or not.
But we don’t really need it. Spring was the time when a man’s fancy turns to thoughts of love. To call upon a lover, one must exhibit the right qualities to woo another.
Now that spring has passed us by, ne’er to return for another year, we bask in the glow of the summer sun. Put away the nuances of springtime love! For summer, you need only Willy.

For some reason, Iraas seems to know a great deal about Zug’s Willy.

I don’t want to know. Nevertheless, the Willy craze has swept through the guild and we are obsessed with this new aphrodisiac.
And by “obsessed” I mean “wary.”

Right now, many of us are unsure how to handle our Willys.

With enough practice, we will be able to care for each of our Willys with masterful precision –

– or find someone who can.

We’re whipping ‘em out everywhere we go. Indiscriminately.

I wasn’t looking on purpose, so don’t get any ideas. I’m not touching your Willy, but we know of someone who will.

And now, for your Moment of Zug:

Special thanks to AW, Arcadi, Koryn, and Zug for extra screenshots.
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