Legacy of Oblivion

In the Legacy of Oblivion circle, emotions are confusing intangibles. One sense can easily be mistaken for another.

Like deciphering General Chat in XR, the ability to discern between love and poop remains an elusive skill. Mixed messages exist only to confuse us.

This epistle is not to chide you, dear friends, rather it is for help that I write so I might provide the knowledge you need to protect yourselves.

Of poop, we already know the characteristics: it has a distinct odor and requires a thorough hand washing after the evacuation process. However, do not be mislead! This does not distinguish between poo and amour as both may result in a good hand washing.

The example listed above is single-player mode. I trust you know what to do in this format. Of this, some of us seem to be rather adept and are always on the lookout for hacks, cheats, walkthroughs, and visuals.

No real danger exists here, unless someone tries to turn what is clearly a single-player encounter into a two-player encounter – beware of becoming the unwilling participant!

Incidents such as these are what I wish to warn you of, and perhaps even arm you with the means to defend yourselves when you do not return their affection. Do not turn a single-player encounter into a two-player encounter!

They may try to convince you through suggestive means.

They may resort to begging.

They may try to lure you by using affectionate nicknames.

Like Koryn, they may even solicit.

He could teach you, but he’d have to charge.

When you become a tasty looking morsel, you must protect yourself, dear friends –

– for you do not know what terrible things lay in store for you in the morning. Although you think you return what might be feelings of love, they may only lead to poo – or worse.

This, my fellow LoOnies, is the heart of the matter.

Terrible things can happen when you hook up with strange elves – as Arachne has discovered.

That’s right. Some night elf hunter named Busterwolf gave Ara teh herpes! The most despicable aspect of the matter is that, according to this elf’s guild site, Pactum Fides, their guild name means “Honorable Pact” or “pact between honorable people.” To be perfectly frank, I’m not sure how honorable a person can possibly be when they go around giving innocent undeads a raging case of herpes! Not that Ara’s decomposing body was so enticing before.

Guard yourselves, LoOnies. And when all else may fail, say no.

Especially to Arachne, because you do NOT want to catch her raging case of herpes.

With that, welcome to the guild Delinia, and welcome back Xerolk and Shae!

And now, for your moment of Zug.

Special thanks to AW and Koryn for the extra screenshots!