Legacy of Oblivion

I’ve been doing some general investigation of websites kept by other Aggramar guilds. The uber guilds follow an interesting trend – all their websites seem to do is keep a running tally of their awesome exploits right on the front page. One short blurb accompanies the picture of Dead_Uber_Mob to congratulate every awesome uber person in their uber guild of an uber job well done,with promises to keep the uber lewts flowing. Their websites are sparce and utilitarian; their message boards eerily silent, save for the unguilded masses who wish to join their ranks. These guilds don’t need message boards – their uber trophies posted on the front page tell a person all they need to know about the guild: They are all bad motherfuckers, and not to be trifled with.

We are not one of those guilds.

We don’t mean to be misleading or confusing – although it’s hard to know our many amazing in-game exploits, since they are rarely boasted posted. If you have come to this website looking for more information on all of the many awesome things Legacy of Oblivion has accomplished, this post has been created just for you.

I now bring you the many amazing exploits of Legacy of Oblivion.

/cue dramatic music

Legacy of Oblivion has embraced TBC, venturing forth into the new lands to kick ass and take names.

Were I to post every picture of every uber thing we have killed in the past few months, the post would go on and on forever. So here are some pics Autumnwolf emailed me because I’m a slacker who hasn’t been screenshotting anything highlights.

Aeonus was overwhelmed by the might of Legacy of Oblivion in an instance where the walkthru claimed it was going to be so hard we’d be crying for our mommies, omg!

It wasn’t.

After we found many of the TBC bosses to be lacking in difficulty, we set our sights on some of the horrors that plague our server.

This particular kill would never have happened without some of the most amazing teamwork in the game. Follow this play-by-play action to discover our secrets of killing one of the most terrifying creatures in all of Aggramar:

I wasn’t about to let this offer get away.

Now, visitor, I don’t know if you’ve ever experienced the bond of true friendship so let me tell you a little secret: A true friend accepts your cold, hard cash and kills someone for your enjoyment.

Arcadi is what I call a true friend, and a stand-up kind of guy. We did have some difficulties, though.

But we were determined.

Congrats to us on a very successful kill. If you are looking for this kind of teamwork and friendship, Legacy of Oblivion is the guild for you.

Next up on our trophy wall: Matelda’s Dignity.

Matelda’s Dignity wasn’t so much a guild event as it has been everyone taking a turn soloing it every night. It respawns after a few minutes or so, and this way everyone’s been able to go at it. No loot, but plenty of personal satisfaction. Congrats everyone on a job well done!

Next up on our wall of fame: RIP Good Taste

This was actually a very sad day, and we’re currently looking for anyone who can give good taste a rez.

But don’t despair – when LoO gets together, there’s entertainment a’plenty!

If there’s one message I would have you take away from this post, it would be this: Our guild is about teamwork and friendship. When we come together to pwn, we drop everything to help each other out.

Almost.

Otherwise, we are committed to be friends from now until the end of time.

And by “end of time,” we mean “until you start getting that weird nervous tick.”

Join now, and many amazing perks will become available to you, including great deals from Thundrax in the Auction House –

You’ll buy his stuff or else.

To join, you need not have any special gear, or any set talent build that we command. Just come as you are, and bring your own brush.

He’s kidding. He could use a good brushing.

What else do you have to lose? Join LoO today and those pesky PUGS can stop getting you down.

I know you’re asking yourself: How in the world do I get in on this amazing offer? Why, it’s simple! Speak with our guild leader. You can tell he’s the leader of this elite crew by the awesome gear he’s sporting.

And he’s not leering at you as if he’s ready to steal your soul, he’s just friendly. The horns mean nothing.

The belt might, though.

And now for your moment of Zug:

Special thanks to AW for the extra screenshots.