Legacy of Oblivion

For your birthday we put our money together to get you a cake with a hot chick popping out. Unfortunately for us, Thundrax currently owns about 98.9% of the guild’s holdings and, as you know, he’s not so much as a “Boob Man” or an “Ass Man” as much as he is a “Cake and Pie Man.”

The good news is that your cake is the highest and finest quality that Thundrax’s money can buy! The bad news is that the rest of us couldn’t afford a hot chick and had to settle for Catastrophe popping out of your birthday confection instead.

Happy Birthday from the LoOnies!