Legacy of Oblivion

Today is Iraas’ birthday. To celebrate, we give the one thing that brings him the most happiness…

Brett Favre pr0n:

Have a wonderful day!

Today we are celebrating the birthday of our fearless leader, Koryn.  To help you celebrate, the guild put some money together to buy you a gift, so I went to the Depend website and took the incontinence poll to find out which product was right for you.

Depends Belted Shields with Velcro Straps for the tab targeter on the go.  Extra absorbency.  Maximum comfort.  Formerly called “EasyFit Undergarments.”  You can also order additional straps.  Handy.

Happy Birthday!

Today, we recognize the birthday of one of our officers: Arcadi.

Today we pay homage to all that he contributes to LoO and his many, many fine qualities - so many that it would be impossible to list them all!

But I’ll give it a try.

First of all, Arcadi is a master of grammar. If you make a mistake, he’s always there to help correct your error politely.

Or perhaps this wasn’t an error at all, and “A. Lumberjack” happens to be the name of Arcadi’s penis? How Koryn would know this private information, I’m not sure and, to be perfectly honest, I don’t think I want to know.

Although Arcadi is listed as “Officer” and not “Raid Leader,” he is still involved in the process of leading the LoO crew to victory. His leadership skills are appalling awesome and reflect a psycho thinking outside of the box.

See? He’s also supportive of your personal accomplishments.

He’s also quite charming.

Nor is he afraid to make sacrifices for what he believes is right.

Especially if you’re the one he must sacrifice. That’s just the kind of guy he is. Nerves of steel, I tell you. And his mind? Like a trap! If you happen to forget anything, never fear, Arcadi is here to remember those fine details for you.

While he does all this, he’s stylish about it, too.

Because of all this, the guys and gals are a-flockin’ to him for some good ol’ Arcadi-lovin’!

Well, mostly just Cato. And how could Cato resist Arcadi’s charms? He’s sensitive and strong, and always willing to share his feelings. It’s his personal mission to make sure everyone else is also able to share their thoughts and feelings, too, by laying the truth out on the table for all. Can you handle the truth?

I can’t.

Happy Birthday!

We bought you a cake, but the durids ate it.

For your birthday we put our money together to get you a cake with a hot chick popping out. Unfortunately for us, Thundrax currently owns about 98.9% of the guild’s holdings and, as you know, he’s not so much as a “Boob Man” or an “Ass Man” as much as he is a “Cake and Pie Man.”

The good news is that your cake is the highest and finest quality that Thundrax’s money can buy! The bad news is that the rest of us couldn’t afford a hot chick and had to settle for Catastrophe popping out of your birthday confection instead.

Happy Birthday from the LoOnies!